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Tiffany adopted her first pet, Miss Amelia Dingo, in 1996. Hodjee followed, but had an attitude problem. So Simon was brought in to mediate. In 2004 when she bought a house, her family expanded to include some awesome ducks.


Flapper was born in 2004 and adopted from a feed store in Lynnwood, WA. He is a self-proclaimed "celebrity duck" and receives more holiday cards than anyone in the family. He is not only good looking, but also has a great personality.


O'Malley Peepers came home as a rescue from He is by far the snuggliest duck of the bunch and loves to cuddle. He will rip the stuffing right out of Flapper if he even THINKS about touching the girls though. DON'T EVEN THINK IT, FLAPPER!



Chewy Magooey was a rescued foster duck who decided to stay. Chewy likes peas, chewing on stuff and pooping when you least expect it. Chewy's biggest fear is the super bitey O'MALLEY monster. Eeeks!



Miss Amelia Dingo was born in NYC in 1995 and adopted from the ASPCA a year later. She licks plastic and eats the cheese off doritos. She will snuggle, but only privately. Do not disrespect her.



Hodjee was born in NYC in 1996 and adopted from the ASPCA. She goes "sharp side up" really fast and she has wounded 3 veterinarians, but shows no remorse. A psychic told her she was a cab driver in a past life. What's it to you?



Simon is big and dumb. He was born in NYC in 1997 and adopted from the ASPCA. He cries like a baby girl and purrs like a chainsaw. He gives hugs from the heart though. And he leaves a trail of fur in his wake. Murower?



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Results of previous surveys:

Question: What is your favorite thing about ducks?
There were 66 votes.

Question: Who bites the hardest?

There were 24 total votes, and most of you are right.

Question: What's the best treat ever?

There were 116 total votes. Flapper voted for fries 12 times.

Question: Who is the cutest duck of all?

There were 80 total votes.

37.4% of you people scare me. There were 99 total votes.

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Moved On:

Ethan lived with the flock for a year, but was booted back to Idaho in November of 2006. We wish him the best and hope he makes good choices to live up to his potential. Tiffany's Finishing School for Wayward Teens is officially closed.

Georgie was adopted in the fall of 2004 from the Seattle Animal Shelter. She likes dancing, preening and long walks. She is a great mother and a sweet duck. She does not like to share. She may look sweet, but don't get on her bad side. Georgie is nesting with good friends until we find a larger yard where we can legally house more ducks.

phoebe kay

Phoebe Kay joined the family in 2006 from Mountain Mom Rescue. She is a fun-loving, friendly girl who prefers to be treated like one of the guys. She has big wings and knows how to use them. Phoebs is nesting with good friends until we find a larger yard where we can legally house more ducks.

Petunia Peach

Petunia "Nubbin" Peach joined the family in 2006 from Mountain Mom Rescue. She is quiet and introspective, but happy. She enjoys hanging out order Prozac at the pool and talking with her boyfriend O'Malley. Toony is nesting with good friends until we find a larger yard where we can legally house more ducks.



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In Memoriam:

Riley was a dachsund shepherd mix we adopted in 2005. Don't think too hard about how that mix happened, it will hurt your brain. She loved duck poo, squirrels and barking. Riley passed away on Wednesday, January 23, 2008 after having a liver tumor. She will be dearly missed.



Kozmo Kirby was one big lug. He was Flapper and Georgie's duckling and was born on May 13, 2005. Kozmo did a lot to further the Hair Club for Men in his short lifetime. He will be remembered for his fabulous pool herbal viagra online parties and good-looking toupee. Kozmo passed away on Monday, July 14, 2008 after battling a seminoma cancer tumor. He now has a "It's for a good Koz" Memorial Fund in his honor.




Archive of Past Episodes

March 28, 2008: Chewy's Girlfriend Stuffy

February 24, 2008: Eddie's Big Migration

January 28, 2008: Goodbye to Riley - and - Help for Eddie

December 16, 2007: Flappy Holidays!

November 6, 2007: Flapper Goes to Work

September 16, 2007: The Treats are Broken!

July 20, 2007: You've Got Mail

May 28, 2007: Chewy Finds a Home

April 29, 2007: Flapper's 3rd Birthday

April 7, 2007: Happy Flappy Easter

March 10, 2007: Flapper Builds A Nest

February 14, 2007: Will You Be My Valentine?

January 7, 2007: Visitors at Casa del Flapper

December 29, 2006: Road Trip (featuring Mobert)

December 16, 2006: Happy Hectic Holidays

November 12, 2006: Flapper in 'da House

October 25, 2006: Well, Where's Flapper?

September 30, 2006: Meeting Donna

September 8, 2006: Happy Birthday O'Malley

August 31, 2006: Have Some Manners

August 18, 2006: Duck's-Eye View

July 31, 2006: New Ducks on the Block

July 9, 2006: Treats for Everyone!

July 1, 2006: Where're My Treats?

May 28, 2006: I Can Fly!

April 30, 2006: French Fries from Flapper's Love RATED R

April 9, 2006: Secrets Revealed!

April 2 , 2006: Kozmo's Pool Party RATED R

March 14, 2006: Where's Phoebe Kay?

March 6, 2006: Snow? In Seattle?

February 12, 2006: Duck Yoga

February 5, 2006: Superbowl Sunday

January 31, 2006: Flapper to the Vet / The Girls Venture Out / O'Malley's Head

January 22 , 2006: The New Girls in Town

January 2 , 2006: O'Malley's Dance
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December 29, 2005: O'Malley's New Love

December 29, 2005: Goodbye to Miss Murphy (sigh)

December 16, 2005: O'Malley's Conspiracy Theory

mber 12, 2005: Goodbye to Bingo Baloo

December 2, 2005: Busy, busy, busy!

November 18 , 2005: O'Malley's Beauty Shots

November 11 , 2005: The Birds & the Bees of Duckies RATED R

November 6 , 2005: Flap-per! Flap-per! Flap-per!

October 27, 2005: Hot for Flapper

October 13, 2005: Getting Ready & Going Out

October 10, 2005: Bestest Buddies

October 7, 2005: One-Month-Old

September 29 , 2005: Big Day

September 24 , 2005: From the Office of O'Malley Peepers

September 19 , 2005: Introducing O'Malley Peepers

September 2 , 2005: A Day in the Life

August 26, 2005: A Duckling Morning

August 23, 2005: Return of the Ducklings!

August 12, 2005: Countdown to Ducklings

August 3 , 2005: Duck Pen Expansion and Flapper Stalks Riley

July 25, 2005: Duckling Update

SPECIAL: July 13, 2005: Riley's New Trick (MOVIE 2.8 MB)
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July 7, 2005: Stellars Jay Fledglings

June 23 , 2005: Chewy vs. Bitey

June 12 , 2005: Duckling Update: 1-Month-Old

June 4 , 2005: A New Home for the Celebrity Ducklings

SPECIAL: Volunteering at
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May 30, 2005: A New Family Member

May 25, 2005: Growing Like Weeds

SPECIAL: Straighten Up and Fly Right
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May 17, 2005: Congratulations

SPECIAL: The Pennsylvania babies at 2-weeks-old

May 13, 2005: The cute-fest continues!

May 13, 2005: Sizing the duckies up

May 12, 2005: The babies are here!

May 7 , 2005: Party Particulars

May 7 , 2005: Flapper's Friends

May 7 , 2005: Party People

May 6 , 2005: Georgie Spreads Her Wings

May 5, 2005: What's New with the Furry Indoor Ducks?

May 4 , 2005: Flapper's Big Toe

May 2 , 2005: The Pennsylvania Babies are HERE!

April 30, 2005: Flapper's Feathered Friends

April 18, 2005 :Couch Potato

April 7, 2005 : National "Take Your Duck to Work" Day

April 4, 2005 : Spring has Sprung

March 29, 2005 : Muscovins & Pekovies

eggwatch 2005

SPECIAL : Flapper the Biter Duck
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March 2, 2005 : Quack Hop. Quack Hop.

February 23, 2005 : Flapper Plays the Lotto

SPECIAL: Flapper's friend Aflac (MOVIE 1MB)

February 1, 2005 : Flapper's Gift from Santa

January 12, 2005 : Holiday Gifts and Snow

December 30 , 2004: Going to the Veterinarian

December 16 , 2004: What the @!#(*$?

November 23, 2004: Flapper's Thanksgiving

November 18, 2004: Georgie gets jealous about Donna

November 8, 2004: Flapper in the House

October 29, 2004: Flapper's Mystery Guest

October 25, 2004: The Furry Indoor Ducks

October 15, 2004: Flapper's Daily Routine

October 12, 2004: Flapper Learns to Share

View week 21: Pesky Neighbor Cat

View week 19: JAWS!

View week 18: Flapper's Smooth Moves

View week 17: Flapper's Identity Crisis

View week 16: A girl for Flapper?


View week 14: Flapper hurts his ducky talon

View week 13: Flapper's cousin Ethan visits

View week 12: Flapper checks his email

View week 11: Flapper goes to the park

View week 10: Flapper visits the Vet

View week 9: Flapper's "Shout Outs!"

SPECIAL: Sprinkler Time! (MOVIE 4MB)

View week 7: It's a good thing!

View week 6: Flapper takes a bath in the tub

SPECIAL: Flapper's distant cousins (from Laguna Beach)

View week 5: Flapper shows off his new feathers

View week 4: A new pool and nest, and my cat friends

SPECIAL: View Flapper's new duck pen!

View week 3: Flapper grows so fast

SPECIAL: View Flapper's First Movie!

View week 2: Flapper ventures outside

View week 1: Flapper's first week