Couch Potato
(April 18, 2005)
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"Mom. Hey Mom. Mom? Mom, I am so bored.
Georgie doesn't talk to me now that she's sitting on her eggs. What can I do, Mom?
I'm bored. Mom, I'm bored. Can I come in the house for a while?"
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Sure, Flapper. C'mon inside. We'll turn on the TV and get something to eat.
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"Can you turn the TV to Bravo? I like to watch Showdog Moms & Dads.
Those people make you look almost normal, mom."
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"Can we order a pizza?"
I'm trying to cut down, Flapper. Why don't you just have some spinach?
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"But my belly wants pizza."
Not today, Flapper. It's almost time for a nap.
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"Where are you going to sit, Mom? On the floor?"
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I'm going to sit between you two, Flapper... to make sure you're nice to each other.
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"I'm trying to nap here. Can you keep it down a bit?"
Oh sorry, Flapper. I'll be quiet now.
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Shhh... sweet dreams, Flapper.
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