Flap-per! Flap-per! Flap-per!
(November 06, 2005)
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Hi Flapper! Guess what? Your fans are asking for you. |
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"Really?" |
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Really, Flapper. See? This is a message board filled with people who want to know how you're doing. They miss hearing about you. So what are you going to do to satisfy your screaming fans, Flapper? |
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"How about if I tell them a scary story?" That's a good idea, Flapper. Go ahead. |
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"Okay sit down, this is really scary. Are you ready?" |
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"Okay! So once upon a time, see? I was like, watching Kozmo Kirby and Georgie play in the pool, okay? And it looked like they were having fun, right?" |
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"Hey Kozmo? That looks like fun. Can I join in?" |
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"I'm kind of busy right now, Flapper, but..." |
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"...I guess you can join in the fun." |
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"WAIT A MINUTE, KOZMO! THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!" |
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"HELP ME! STOP IT! LET GO!" |
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"Are you too scared? Should I keep going? Okay back to the story." |
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"GET AWAY FROM ME, KOZMO. GET AWAY!" |
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"What's his problem? I thought he wanted to join in the fun?" |
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"I guess he changed his mind. Oh, well." |
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"Oh Kozmo cooties! Get 'em off me! Get 'em off!" |
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"Must... get... clean. Oh cooties, gross!" |
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"Cooties be gone!" |
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"NO! YOU STAY AWAY! I'M WASHING OFF YOUR COOTIES!" |
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"Splasha, spasha." |
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"Okay I think all the cooties are gone. Eeew." |
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"Blech. That wasn't any fun!" |
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"Okay, that's my story. It was so scary I almost cried! Do you think my fans will like it?" |
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"I was scared." |
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"What was that noise? Did you hear something?" |
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Oh, Simon. You shouldn't have listened to that scary story. You know you scare easily. Now we'll have to sleep with the lights on again. I hope you don't have nightmares. |
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"I wouldn't be surprised. Kozmo Kirby cootie nightmares." |
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"I don't even like to think about it." |
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"Thank you to my fans for asking about me. I hope everyone is doing well!" |
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The End. |
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