The Birds and the Bees of Duckies
(November 11, 2005)
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"I'm in the moooood for looooove. Simply because I'm duuuuckyyyy. Anyone else in the mood? Anyone?" |
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"Hmm... that's a tempting offer." |
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"Sure, I'm game. Let's go!" |
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"Yeehaw! Game on! Miss Murphy, would you join me in the pool?" |
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When ducky girls are "in the mood," they stick their necks out flat in front of them. |
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Here you can see Miss Murphy giving the "all signs go" signal. What're you waiting for, Kozmo? |
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"I'm psychin' up my mojo. Give me a minute... sheesh! I'm not a machine, you know." |
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"Are you trying to [CENSORED] me or scalp me?" |
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"I'm too young to see this." |
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"Well maybe just a peek." |
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Here the ducks are... um... with Miss Murphy nearly completely under water. Let her up for air now and then, okay Kozmo? |
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"Can you be quiet? I'm trying to concentrate here!" |
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Oh I'm sorry, Kozmo. Hey, Riley! Why don't you sing them a love song? |
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"Okay... Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight gonna have some afternoon delight." |
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"Rubbin' sticks-n-stones together make the sparks ignite and the thought of rubbin' you is gettin' so exciting." |
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"Skyyyyy rockets in flight. (Boom boom). Afternoooon deliiiiight." |
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"Aaaaa aaa afternoon delight." |
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Great work, Riley. You can really belt out a bad 70's love song! |
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And three or four seconds later, the whole show is over. Now you know the birds and the bees of duckies. |
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Here you can see just how much larger Kozmo Kirby is than Miss Murphy. Kozmo sure is a monster duck. |
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Time for a little preening and napping. |
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"Who's next?" |
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The End. |
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