The New Girls in Town
(January 22, 2006)
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Today we went to Kent, WA to pick up two muscovy girls. The girls are hopefully going to be Flapper, Kozmo Kirby & O'Malley's new girlfriends. There were a bunch of geese, chickens and ducks where we picked up the muscovies... and one guard rooster. |
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"State your business. What is the password?" I'm here to pick up two muscovy girls. Is the password "I LOVE DUCKS!?" |
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Oh, of course. Certainly. Come right this way. |
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"Wow you two are so cute. Are you twins? Sisters?" Once home, Kozmo Kirby wastes no time trying to impress the new girls. |
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"Step off, Kozmo. They're both for me." Actually O'Malley, you have to share. And the girls get to choose who they like. |
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"I choose this one." Flapper, that is still my shoe... not a duck. |
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"Even though they're not as soft and supple as your shoes, I guess I can give them a chance." Good boy, Flapper. |
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"I would thank you for getting the new girls, but I'm busy trying to hatch wooden eggs." |
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"But really... thanks. All those boys were getting on my last nerve." |
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Hi girls! Welcome to your new home! Make yourself comfortable and have a bite to eat. |
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"Kozmo Kirby & O'Malley Peepers are totally blowing it with the new girls. Don't they know you're supposed to act casual like you don't even care?" |
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O'Malley... um... you might want to stop staring and actually say something. |
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"See? Kozmo is just staring all gaa gaa too. What an amateur." |
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"I'm just miiiinding my own business... oh? Are you two new here? I didn't notice you." |
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"See how I did that? Subtley is key." |
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"Wow he is really smooth." |
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"So um... where do you keep the men ducks around here? Is this... it?" I'm afraid so, ladies. Georgie can give you the lowdown on the boys. |
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"HEY BABY! LOOK AT ME! I'M ACTING CASUAL!" |
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"Hmm..." |
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"You're not joking, are you? This is really it?" Yep. This is it. Give them a chance though. They're really cooler once you get to know them. They're just excited to have new girls on the block. |
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"I sure hope you're right." |
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This girl is named Phoebe Kay. She is a real sweetheart and a champion flyer. |
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This girl is Petunia Peach. She is a strong girl with a no-nonsense attitude and beautiful brown feathers. |
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"I'm really glad they are here. I love them already. BOTH of them." |
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"I do too. They are lookers for sure." |
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"I loooove yoooou. I honestly looove yooou." Oh guys, you might want to lay off the singing 'til the girls get settled in, okay? |
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"This is going to be interesting." |
:: stay tuned ::
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