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The New Girls in Town
(January 22, 2006)


Today we went to Kent, WA to pick up two muscovy girls. The girls are hopefully going to be Flapper, Kozmo Kirby & O'Malley's new girlfriends. There were a bunch of geese, chickens and ducks where we picked up the muscovies... and one guard rooster.

 


"State your business. What is the password?"

I'm here to pick up two muscovy girls. Is the password "I LOVE DUCKS!?"

 


Oh, of course. Certainly. Come right this way.

 


"Wow you two are so cute. Are you twins? Sisters?"

Once home, Kozmo Kirby wastes no time trying to impress the new girls.

 


"Step off, Kozmo. They're both for me."

Actually O'Malley, you have to share. And the girls get to choose who they like.

 


"I choose this one."

Flapper, that is still my shoe... not a duck.
C'mon now, Flapper. Give the new girls a chance.

 


"Even though they're not as soft and supple as your shoes, I guess I can give them a chance."

Good boy, Flapper.

 


"I would thank you for getting the new girls, but I'm busy trying to hatch wooden eggs."

 


"But really... thanks. All those boys were getting on my last nerve."

 


Hi girls! Welcome to your new home! Make yourself comfortable and have a bite to eat.

 


"Kozmo Kirby & O'Malley Peepers are totally blowing it with the new girls. Don't they know you're supposed to act casual like you don't even care?"

 


O'Malley... um... you might want to stop staring and actually say something.

 


"See? Kozmo is just staring all gaa gaa too. What an amateur."

 


"I'm just miiiinding my own business... oh? Are you two new here? I didn't notice you."

 


"See how I did that? Subtley is key."

 


"Wow he is really smooth."

 


"So um... where do you keep the men ducks around here? Is this... it?"

I'm afraid so, ladies. Georgie can give you the lowdown on the boys.

 


"HEY BABY! LOOK AT ME! I'M ACTING CASUAL!"

 


"Hmm..."

 


"You're not joking, are you? This is really it?"

Yep. This is it. Give them a chance though. They're really cooler once you get to know them. They're just excited to have new girls on the block.

 


"I sure hope you're right."

 


This girl is named Phoebe Kay. She is a real sweetheart and a champion flyer.

 


This girl is Petunia Peach. She is a strong girl with a no-nonsense attitude and beautiful brown feathers.

 


"I'm really glad they are here. I love them already. BOTH of them."

 


"I do too. They are lookers for sure."

 


"I loooove yoooou. I honestly looove yooou."

Oh guys, you might want to lay off the singing 'til the girls get settled in, okay?

 


"This is going to be interesting."

:: stay tuned ::
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