Are you ready to watch the game, Flapper?

Ms. Thelma Pekin Duck of Pennsylvania wants to know if you'll put your french fries on the line. Care to make a little Superbowl wager?

"Oh I'm ready. I'll bet Ms. Thelma a large order of McDonald's french fries that the Seattle Seahawks will paddle right past the Pittsburgh Steelers."

"Oooh game on! Let's go Seahawks!"

"What did you say?"

"My belly wants a pizza."

You got it, Flapper.

"This is exciting!"

"The pizza I mean. The game is okay. But pizza is so exciting for my belly!"

"Go pizza! I mean Seahawks!"

"What??? What kind of a call was that? That was NOT a touchdown."

"Is that referee REALLY blind? That's pretty sad."

I know, Flapper. That call was sad too.

"Bah! I don't know how much more of this I can take."

"What did we bet Ms. Thelma again? Sniff sniff. French fries?"

Don't cry, Flapper. It's okay. There are enough fries to go around.

"Sigh. I love french fries."

"I can't watch the rest of the game. I'm going back outside.
Just tell me where to send the fries. Congratulations, Thelma."

Maybe Thelma will share her fries with that blind referee, Flapper.

Here's a snapshot Thelma sent. I think she's rubbing it in.