The life of a celebrity duck has its perks... ladies, pool parties, french fries...

But it isn't all fame, fun and glamour.

"Let's look behind the scenes at what my life is really like, shall we? Bring french fries."

"These are the ducks who live with me. It might not seem right since I'm a celebrity, but I have to SHARE with them. I know! It seems so wrong, doesn't it?"

"And sometimes the girls don't pay attention to me like they should."

"They get uppity, too. Just ask O'Malley."

"Georgie is the one to really watch out for... she can really talk up a storm."

"I try to stay on her good side. When I can find it."

"Now O'Malley, that guy has anger management issues big time. HOLD ON, I GOTTA RUN FOR A BIT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!"

"Of course, sometimes I get angry too. Mostly at Petunia Peach. She just bugs me."

"I think O'Malley is in love with my girl Georgie. They try to hide it... but I know. I can just tell."

"Most of the time we all get along pretty well. I think it is because I am patient and tolerant, for a celebrity."

"WHERE ARE MY TREATS!?"

"Sheesh... what does a celebrity have to do to get treats around here? I'm going to have to talk to my agent about this."

"Ever since I got famous, the other ducks think they can break into showbiz too."

"Georgie had her portrait done."

"Kozmo Kirby did too."

"Even O'Malley Peepers wants to break into the business."

"But it takes more than a pretty face to become a celebrity."

"You gotta have personality!"

"And talent, too."

"Thanks for taking a look at my life behind the scenes. See you and your french fries again soon!"

Flapper would like to give a "quack out" to his friends from an alternate universe. Ahpoo, Ernie and Bert, and their human Kenny.

Flapper would like to wish condolences to Mike on the loss of his gander Louie.