Justice!
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THANK YOU Dr. Ford for writing me a note of apology over that little word snafu at your office last Wednesday. I guess you are a good egg afterall. Here is a link to the results of the survey for your records.
It was also nice for you to point out that “bird brained” is actually a high compliment. This bird brain accepts your apology, Doc. No hard feelings.
But what is this about staying away from the ladies? Come on, now. I cut back… waaaay back. But cold turkey? I’m going to have to think about that for a little while. Hey wait… why are all the ladies on the other side of the fence? I gotta go… MOM! Moooom! Who put this fence here!?
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Ha ha ha, I love this:-) Doctor Ford is a nice man, and I would love to have him as a vet for my birds (does he do visits to Holland aswell?;-)
Ofcourse I meant house-calls;-)
What a guy!!!! WTG, Doc.
–harumph– I’ve got my eye on this guy. At least Flapper is being the bigger duck about it.
See, Flapper? I knew Dr. Ford was a good guy. I still hope he came through with an order of supersize fries for you, though.
This is Mr Flapper Duck: No fries yet. But did you notice on the survey results that two answers were “NO and I like poo?” I am not sure what is wrong. Do you think DOGS are voting? I know dogs like poo. Whatever. Overwhelming majority voted for fries so THANK YOU to everyone for voting.
Hi Mr. Flapper Duck,
I wanted to say that I’m a dog and I voted for the apology AND french fries. And just so you know, I sometimes sniff poo but I don’t like to eat it. Some of my dog friends find it a delicacy, but then again I hear you humans eat things like onions and brussels sprouts. Anyways, glad the doc apologized.
OMG It took me some time that he used that M word. I thought the doctor said NO More MATING for you Flappers and that is why he was shocked. Yeah Nibbles doesn’t like to have anyone use that reference either. She awarded Big sister a extra hug for deterring her French instructor from ordering the Canard at a local cafe.when they visited France this Spring. She told him that would be like ordering her sister roasted. He complied and no canards lost their lives that night.
The Doc was great to admit his faux pas in speaking the “M” word.
Good job Flapper, nice job with the PR. By the way, the fence was put up there to screen out the paparazzi and prevent your screaming feamle fans from plucking one of your feathers as a souvenior. Don’t worry about the 2 negative responses to the survey – people are jealous of celebrities. Especially when you are the “IT” duck of the flock.
Now that you have matured to be a superstar duck, you’ve got to be more selective with the ladies you associate yourself with. Trust your agent mom – she has good instincts.