hello
“Well hello there. I am in the people tub tonight. We have a cold snap in Seattle so I am staying indoors.”

me
“Me and Chewy are warming up in the tub. It is cold water but it is sure warmer than outside.”

meep
“Yeah, it’s cold outside! Meep meep coming through!”

done
“Okay I’m done.”
Then I’ll carry you back to your nesting spot, Chewy.

aah
“Aaah. Now I have the whole tub to myself.”

snack
“One last snack before bed time.”

tucked
Are you all tucked in, Racquel and Olivia?
“Yep. Roger that. We’re good. Good night.”
Goodnight, ladies.

you two
Hey you two… none of that frisky business in the house, you hear?
“Awww fine. I’ll find some other trouble to get into.”

how about this
“How about this, Mom?”
No! O’Malley there is NO perching in the house, buster. You get down right now. I think it’s time for bed, young man. Good night everyone.

There’s a cold snap in Seattle for the next few days, and the ducks and rescued chickens are sleeping in the dining room tonight and tomorrow night. We bring them in when the temperatures drop below 25-degrees Fahrenheit. Flapper is funny in the house. He is close to the TV and can hear the TiVo sound effects. When he hears the TiVo go “boop bop” he says “quack quack” back to it. So all evening I hear “boop bop” when I change channels, followed by “quack quack.”

“Boop bop.”
“Quack quack.”

Stay warm, everyone. Brrrr!