Flapper's Smooth Moves
(September 2, 2004)
Hi Flapper. How are you and Georgie getting along?
"She doesn't really pay much attention to me. But we get along okay."
"This lady duck over here looks kind of cute though. Let me go say hi."
"My what a nice, smooth coat of feathers you have. Do you come here often?"
Flapper that's not a girl duck. That's a foot stool.
"Oops. Well let me try this good looking lady over here then."
"Nice beak. How do you get it all furry like that?"
Flapper? Flapper, stop that! That's not a girl duck. That's my slipper.
The only girl duck here is Georgie. There are no other girl ducks here, Flapper.
"Seriously? I thought the one in the corner was just the shy, quiet type."
"He's joking, right?"
"So Georgie, you're looking very pretty today."
"Not a chance, Flapper. Not a chance."
more to come