JAWS!
(September 10, 2004)
Da dum... da dum da dum... da dum da dum da dum.
"Can I sit on your lap?"
I don't know, Flapper. You've been kind of snappy lately. Are you going to bite me?
"What? Why would you say that about me?"
Well... You're biting my thumb right now, for one.
"Yeomch, yeomch."
"Okay, no biting. Let me up."
"That's better."
Da dum... da dum da dum.
Flapper that's too close. Back up.
Flapper, no!
Ouch! @!$&* Flapper!
You said no biting!
"I can't help myself."
Well you have to get down then. No more lap duck.
"What happened to your lip?"
That's where you bit me, Flapper. Right after you bit my ear, remember?
Not to mention that I'm still recovering from
last week's nose bite.
I'm sending these photos to AETP, Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People.
"Well I hope you feel better soon. So can I sit on your lap again?"
more to come
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This week Flapper was sent a photo of Jack
the Rooster from an online friend.
Check out that fancy hairdo. Nice dreadlocks, Jack. Thanks for the photo!
This is a photo of "Monkey" sent
to Flapper by his favorite duck sitter Christy.
Don't teach Flapper anything about biting okay Monkey?
email flapper at mrflapper@aol.com